NFL Awards 2025: When MVP Stands for “Most Valuable Punchline”
Febuary, 2025
IIn a night where football's finest gathered to pat each other on the back and pretend they didn't just spend months trying to decimate one another, the 2025 NFL Honors delivered its usual blend of accolades, surprises, and fashion choices that left us questioning if some players had lost a bet.
MVP: Most Valuable Proposal?
Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen finally snagged the MVP award, narrowly edging out Lamar Jackson in a vote closer than a Super Bowl halftime show wardrobe malfunction. Allen, who threw for 3,731 yards and 28 touchdowns, graciously thanked his fiancée, actress Hailee Steinfeld, calling her his "rock." Observers couldn't help but wonder if the real MVP was Steinfeld's patience during football season.
Offensive Player of the Year: Barkley’s Big Apple Bounce
Saquon Barkley, who swapped his Giants blue for Eagles green, was named Offensive Player of the Year after leading the league with 2,005 rushing yards. His move from New York to Philadelphia not only boosted his stats but also his chances of finally tasting a decent cheesesteak.
Defensive Player of the Year: Surtainly Deserved
Denver Broncos cornerback Patrick Surtain II took home Defensive Player of the Year honors, proving that the Mile High City's defense is more than just altitude. With his lockdown coverage, Surtain made opposing receivers question their career choices.
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Commanding Performance
Washington Commanders' quarterback Jayden Daniels was named Offensive Rookie of the Year, leading his team to a 12-5 record and their first NFC Championship appearance since 1991. Daniels' impressive stats included a 69% completion rate and 31 total touchdowns, making him a bright spot in a franchise often associated with, well, less-than-bright spots.
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Verse-atile Talent
Los Angeles Rams' linebacker Jared Verse earned Defensive Rookie of the Year honors, proving that even in Hollywood, defense gets some attention. Verse's dynamic play had quarterbacks running for their agents.
Coach of the Year: O'Connell's Close Call
Minnesota Vikings' Kevin O'Connell was named Coach of the Year, a decision that left some Detroit Lions fans feeling more deflated than a Tom Brady football. Despite the Lions' impressive season under Dan Campbell, O'Connell's leadership edged out the competition, much to the chagrin of those in the Motor City.
Hall of Fame: Sharpeshooting Brothers
In a historic moment, Sterling Sharpe joined his brother Shannon in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, making them the first siblings enshrined in Canton. Shannon, known for his on-air hot takes, was uncharacteristically speechless, a feat many thought impossible.
Fashion Faux Pas and Red Carpet Recap
The red carpet showcased a range of styles, from Patrick Surtain II's bold green jacket to ensembles that can only be described as "choices." It's clear that while some players have a keen fashion sense, others might benefit from a delay of game to reconsider their attire.
Conclusion: A Night to Remember (or Forget)
The 2025 NFL Honors celebrated the league's best, brightest, and most questionably dressed. As players and coaches took home their trophies, fans were left to debate the merits of the selections, the surprises, and whether certain fashion statements should result in fines. In the end, it was a night that reminded us all why we love football: the drama, the talent, and the endless opportunities for a good laugh.
